We are boldly going where no social media creator has ever had the courage to venture: Podcasting
We plan to interview Substantial executives.
If you’ve ever uttered the phrase “proprietary deal flow” unironically, this might be your moment.
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The McDonald’s of Golf might be sold
Due to my role and extensive network of high-net worth individuals, I only golf at top tier clubs, so I’ve never been to a TopGolf. Quite frankly, my investors would be appalled if I took them somewhere with so many neon lights and domestic light beers in cans.
However, Topgolf appears to be a substantial business ($1.81 billion in 2024, +3.6% y/y).
My firm will definitely be looking into this deal and seeing if we can add any value.
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Caption: The country club for people who don’t know what a country club is
Hopped on a quick networking call (as a Kellogg Alum)
Spoke to a young, eager consultant who’s looking at getting an MBA so he can get into consulting. Due to my MBA, I landed a substantial role that I already had coming into the MBA program (at Kellogg). Check out footage of the networking call here.
Due to my role at RockWater Bridge Capital, I have substantial experience in buying companies with a mix of debt and equity and pulling various levers to improve the operational efficiency of said companies to generate substantial returns for our investors. I did the same at Bridge Rock Capital, Water Bridge Capital LP, and Bridge Water Bridge Capital.
Caption: I’d never work at a firm without one of these words in its name (link to: https://x.com/BoringBiz_/status/1973879160780292139?s=20)
