# Due to My Role | The PE Guy Newsletter

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## Posts
- [Dumb Billionaires, Ringing The Bell & Blacking Out at St Andrews](https://duetomyrole.com/p/dumb-billionaires-ringing-the-bell-blacking-out-at-st-andrews): From the Nasdaq Bell to Blacking Out at St Andrews
- [Jobless Mormons & Father's Day](https://duetomyrole.com/p/jobless-mormons-father-s-day): So much to break down this week
- [Spirit Airlines, Kiddo Hockey and a wifey whoopsie](https://duetomyrole.com/p/spirit-airlines-kiddo-hockey-and-a-wifey-whoopsie): Where do I even begin...?
- [Cheap Watches, Fashion Bankers, and the Future of Healthcare](https://duetomyrole.com/p/cheap-watches-fashion-bankers-and-the-future-of-healthcare): A watch SNAFU, a next generation of little shits and the future of PE private equity in healthcare
- [Tea, Toucans & Takeovers](https://duetomyrole.com/p/tea-toucans-takeovers): Admissions panic, avian optionality, and $110B consolidation
- [A Pivot to Palm Beach and the PE Logjam, Explained ](https://duetomyrole.com/p/a-pivot-to-palm-beach-and-the-pe-logjam-explained): To avoid the winter storm this week we made the responsible decision to pivot last minute, fire up the jet, and relocate the family to Palm Beach. We DID have to bring the tennis pro along as Wifey has been fine-tuning her backhand ahead of the invitational at Lyford Cay Club next month, and we’re not letting weather interfere with preparation.
- [PE Guy's Newsletter Is Back And Better Than Ever](https://duetomyrole.com/p/pe-guy-s-newsletter-is-back-and-better-than-ever): If you’ve been refreshing your inbox for the last two weeks, I owe you an apology. Between a mandatory high-performance reset in St. Barths and an absolutely feral level of deal flow, I simply did not have the bandwidth to monetize my insights for you. My inbox has been buckling under the weight of unsolicited nine-figure opportunities and at least one situation so proprietary it legally cannot be written down. Plus, Montauk’s skiing lessons in Zermatt required my direct oversight. Rest assured, the pause was not due to a lack of wisdom. Quite the opposite. It was an issue of surplus. But I am back to unlock value for the masses.
- [Please Allow Me to Brag for a Moment](https://duetomyrole.com/p/please-allow-me-to-brag-for-a-moment): Tarantino's hitting milestones the headmaster thought were improbable
- [Billionaire Wedding Schism](https://duetomyrole.com/p/billionaire-wedding-schism): Beckham Heir Scores Wealthier In Laws with a PE Background
- [Quick Trip to Palm Beach](https://duetomyrole.com/p/quick-trip-to-palm-beach): Wifey and I Needed to Relax After the Holidays
- [What Flying Squirrels Taught me About Ebitda](https://duetomyrole.com/p/what-flying-squirrels-taught-me-about-ebitda): They Live Among Us and Wifey Hates It
- [PE Guys' Newest Favorite Asset Class: Minnesota Daycares](https://duetomyrole.com/p/pe-guys-newest-favorite-asset-class-minnesota-daycares): These Guys are Absolutely Printing!
- [Merry Christmas from Wifey, Tarantino, Montauk, and PE Guy](https://duetomyrole.com/p/merry-christmas-from-wifey-tarantino-montauk-and-pe-guy): The kiddos are more excited for their presents than my LP's are for their distributions
- [Private Equity Comes to College Sports](https://duetomyrole.com/p/private-equity-comes-to-college-sports): Are we about to turn SEC Football into a Princeton Supper Club? 
- [Paramount’s David Ellison is Making Life Better by Rolling Up Your Favorite Shows](https://duetomyrole.com/p/paramount-s-david-ellison-is-making-life-better-by-rolling-up-your-favorite-shows): Affinity Partners, a substantial private equity firm led by my dear friend Jared Kushner, has emerged as a participant in Paramount’s hostile bid for Warner Bros! 
- [The Real Supply Chain Crisis: I Couldn’t Get My Usual Room at Amangiri](https://duetomyrole.com/p/the-real-supply-chain-crisis-i-couldn-t-get-my-usual-room-at-amangiri): My nickname at my Dinner Club was Lisan Al-Gaib, which inspired me to book for all of April.
- [It’s harder to get a job than to get into Harvard](https://duetomyrole.com/p/it-s-harder-to-get-a-job-than-to-get-into-harvard):  (Alexa! Play Cry Me A River by Justin Timberlake!) 
- [Deploying Massive Alpha This Week](https://duetomyrole.com/p/deploying-massive-alpha-this-week): If you don’t understand proprietary deal flow, this newsletter may be too advanced for you.
- [Yacht Money, Not Bus Fare](https://duetomyrole.com/p/yacht-money-not-bus-fare): The bourbon’s neat, the markets aren’t, and the exits? SUBSTANTIAL!
- [We aren't like other PE firms. ](https://duetomyrole.com/p/we-aren-t-like-other-pe-firms): Denny’s is going private in a $1.5B deal. We have never eaten there, but our firm can make it better.
- [The Beauty of Private Equity ](https://duetomyrole.com/p/the-beauty-of-private-equity): PE's Contribution to American Architecture is SUBSTANTIAL

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